The PSC Make-A-Wish Foundation!

[WishIHaveOne]

I wish that I could transform into a cat but retain my human intelligence.

Granted, but you are deemed a stray, placed in an animal shelter and euthanized in 7 days.

I wish little ones could understand some of the issues we adults face without being jaded by adult troubles.

o.0

Your wish is granted! Its revealed to you that they understand more than we ever thought, and absolutely howl with laughter in private at how badly we things up.

I wish I could eat just one.

Granted!
But she enjoyed so much that she told everybody she know! And everybody want you to eat her out! And soon the words get into the FEDS ears and, VOILA!, you spend the rest of your life in prison rotting!!!

I wish I am a free genie!

[littlepolly]

I wish I am a free genie!

A little girl rubs your bottle and, Voila!, you are free! But she is a horny little thing and immediately gets her hand into your robe and rubs you off like she was rubbing the bottle! (That's the symbolism behind the genie in the bottle trope, by the way - if you rub something you will be surprised what you get!) And ... she can't get enough! She's fascinated by your "little bottle" and getting the genie to cum out! As a genie you must fulfill her wishes and her wishes are to have sex constantly with you forever and she won't give you rest at all. So that you wish to go back into your bottle for a hundred years, just so this girl doesn't find you again!.

I wish I could have a binge on grilled brats, kraut and mustard for a whole day and not get sick of them!

[StevenX]

I wish I could have a binge on grilled brats, kraut and mustard for a whole day and not get sick of them!

Granted. You take your first bite and realize that it's American mustard. Shortly after, you are stabbed to death by a group of angry Germans with pitchforks.

I wish I had one of those expensive and fancy-looking coffee machines that all the successful people seem to have in their kitchens.

[OpeningMyHeartUp]

I wish I could have a binge on grilled brats, kraut and mustard for a whole day and not get sick of them!

Granted. You take your first bite and realize that it's American mustard. Shortly after, you are stabbed to death by a group of angry Germans with pitchforks.

I wish I had one of those expensive and fancy-looking coffee machines that all the successful people seem to have in their kitchens.

Granted! The problem is, this exclusive machine only works with coffee that costs $75 a pound or more.

I wish I could drive 55.

[on the rocks]

I wish I could drive 55.

Granted.  Your car will max out at 55... kilometers per hour.

I wish I had a button that made traffic signals turn green.

[littlepolly]

I wish I had a button that made traffic signals turn green.

Granted. You're an ambulance driver and you only get to use it when you're on your way to scrape motorcyclists up off the pavement, etc.

I wish I had the original hard drives from the LS producers, and the stuff that didn't get published before they were busted.

[OpeningMyHeartUp]

I wish I had a button that made traffic signals turn green.

Granted. You're an ambulance driver and you only get to use it when you're on your way to scrape motorcyclists up off the pavement, etc.

I wish I had the original hard drives from the LS producers, and the stuff that didn't get published before they were busted.

Granted! Hope you're prepared as the virus imbedded within (which activates at the exact moment you power it up and connect it) proceeds to wipe out every bit of data on your system. The good news is, you still have the pics and vids on the drive, which your brand new friends with the GPS apps, handcuffs and assault rifles would love to see with you.

I wish I had the Betazoid ability of being an empath.

[StevenX]

I wish I had the Betazoid ability of being an empath.

Granted. It's pretty cool, however it's offset by you being constantly empathically raped by Shinzon and/or his viceroy.

I wish never to get a blocked nose ever again

[boplicity]

I wish never to get a blocked nose ever again

Granted! You lose your nose, and get called 'Voldemort' wherever you go.

I wish I could get stay up late without getting tired.

[nyarla]

I wish I could get stay up late without getting tired.

Done, you now exist in an state of 24hr awareness the elevation of perceived time though alters your internal perception of necessity with the extra 6hr 1/4 more time you gained awoken your personal drive is slowed by 1/4 since now you have more time to act, of course you know this but for the rest of the world you just become super lazy...and the urgency that those who still exist in a 16hrs of awareness show only serves to make you extremely anxious when dealing with your fellow humans.

I wish I had the option of stop caring about things, like every time something I don't like happens I have the option of just turn my caring off and become able to ignore it.

[Patience]

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I wish I had the option of stop caring about things, like every time something I don't like happens I have the option of just turn my caring off and become able to ignore it.

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I wish to be a flower.
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[ijp]

I wish to be a flower.

You become a Lily of the Valley and poison the most adorable little girl your previous human form would have seen.



I wish for the ability to turn time back exactly one hour once per day as a sort of "undo" button, such that there is zero traces of whatever was done during that hour I reversed, and I'm left unharmed by the time traveling process.

[littlepolly]

I wish for the ability to turn time back exactly one hour once per day as a sort of "undo" button, such that there is zero traces of whatever was done during that hour I reversed, and I'm left unharmed by the time traveling process.

Hey, you got your wish! But you run into trouble with the once a day thing because of the "trouble always comes in threes" thing and the "stupid is as stupid does" thing which only becomes worse because of the undo button becoming available.

I wish I could find a good 12% alcohol beer like I used to get at the local festivals in Germany back in the day!

[Patience]

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I wish to be a flower.

You become a Lily of the Valley and poison the most adorable little girl your previous human form would have seen.

No!
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[littlepolly]

I wish I could find a good 12% alcohol beer like I used to get at the local festivals in Germany back in the day!

Since nobody could find a way to spoil my wish, at least so far, I thought I'd bump this thread since I did actually find a 9.8% alcohol beer at a local brew-pub and brought some home. I'm trying it now, actually. It's a stout and, damn, it's good! It's like drinking two beers for three times the price of one! And only having to piss once! I love it!