The PSC Make-A-Wish Foundation!

[stoned]

I'm sure you guys have seen this thread on other boards: each poster posts a wish. You grant the previous poster's wish in a way that ruins it, and then make a wish of your own.

For example, I could say "I wish I could fly." The next poster could then grant that wish but add that I can only fly while on an aeroplane, or something similar.

So, to kick this off... I wish I was rich.

[nyarla]

You gonna be rich in virtue!

I wish I could become invisible.

[BabyBoyLove]

I wish I could become invisible.

You disappear and are never seen again.

I wish I had a young boy to love.

[AndyP]

I wish I had a young boy to love.

He begins transitioning to a girl a day later.

I wish for guaranteed online anonymity

[hö]

I wish for guaranteed online anonymity

Wish granted, however you have lost your reallife identity, too.

I wish for the next person to ruin my wish that I wish for them not to ruin it.

[nyarla]

I wish for guaranteed online anonymity

Wish granted, however you have lost your reallife identity, too.

I wish for the next person to ruin my wish that I wish for them not to ruin it.

wish fulfill and since it had no purpose outside itself you got nothing, like the eternal nothing that is our meaningless existences, locked away in this cruel world that hate us, without any alternative beside death and the cold vacuum of space.
Your wish wasn't ruined...but the after nihilistic interpretation i gave to it kind of ruin the whole idea.

I wish for a zombie apocalypse (good luck ruin it)     

[BabyBoyLove]

I wish for a zombie apocalypse (good luck ruin it)   

All zombies are paralyzed and remain in their grave... The one thing left that is for granted in this life, as dead is no longer a certainty, the IRS, pay you a visit and inform you that you have to pay a hefty since zombies are not accepted as a dependents for tax purposes...

I wish I was a better musician...

[Gaki]

I wish I was a better musician...

Your wish has been granted

Sadly, you are only infinitesimally better, so there is no perceptible change to you or anyone else that listens

I wish I could hold my breath underwater indefinitely

o.0

[BabyBoyLove]

Your wish is granted, since you died you don't feel the need to breathe...

I wish I was a happy successful artist

[stoned]

I wish I was a happy successful artist

Granted. Unfortunately, despite the fact that your art sells well, it's universally hated by critics. The hate you receive from the media drives you to stop creating art at all.

[BabyBoyLove]

Granted. Unfortunately, despite the fact that your art sells well, it's universally hated by critics. The hate you receive from the media drives you to stop creating art at all.

As long as I am happy

[stoned]

Ah shit I forgot to make a wish!

I wish I could travel in time.

[BabyBoyLove]

Wish granted, you travel in time, it just slow and in one direction...
It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.

No rush on this wish... I wish I die a happy man after a fulfilled life.

[Metamorphosis]

You led a happy life but your IQ was 75 and you died early due to a traumatic brain injury, your portfolio includes 1000's of finger paint master pieces, some of which are on display at your local library.

I want to be Captain

[BabyBoyLove]

Granted... you command a garbage barge, smell horrible and nobody wants to be withing 20' of you, ever...

I wish I was a young cute boy again...