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[Dreampunker]

I wish it rained weed twice a week.

Granted! Sting nettles fall down for two whole days every week. Ouch.

I wish there were always a breeze following me wherever I went.

[littlepolly]

I wish there were always a breeze following me wherever I went.

You develop an intestinal dysfunction that causes you to fart constantly, so that the breeze that follows you causes everyone else to not follow you!

I wish a horny little girl would ask me directions to the nearest pedo.

[ALonelyDay]

I wish a horny little girl would ask me directions to the nearest pedo.

Granted! However, you're in a crowd and the closest pedo is a different guy right next to her! Muahahahahaha

I wish I had the courage to let my lgfs touch me!

[on the rocks]

I wish I had the courage to let my lgfs touch me!

You've got it!  Too bad you currently have a terrible sunburn and anything that touches your skin hurts like hell.



I wish this one window wasn't permanently stuck closed.  Be nice to get more of a breeze through here.

[MoiLolita]

I wish this one window wasn't permanently stuck closed.  Be nice to get more of a breeze through here.

Your window is repaired by the friendly folks from the FBI.

I wish MLP: FIM characters had thicker asses.

[nyarla]

I wish MLP: FIM characters had thicker asses.

Donne those ponies are now hot as hell and since they are now clearly over sexual your cartoon is canceled.

I wish it rained nice, still green and deliciously rich in THC cannabis.

[boplicity]

I wish it rained nice, still green and deliciously rich in THC cannabis.

Granted! It is raining bud, but in all the excitement you seem to have lost your papers and smoking apparatus...

I wish I could play any instrument perfectly.

[nyarla]

Granted! It is raining bud, but in all the excitement you seem to have lost your papers and smoking apparatus...

Noooooooo!

[boplicity]

Noooooooo!

Fingers steepled and sitting back in his high-backed chair, boplicity emits a great, evil chuckle

[MoiLolita]

I wish I could play any instrument perfectly.

Sure, but you can only play "I like little girls."

I wish most alt right conservatives were gay. Oh wait...

[Dreampunker]

I wish most alt right conservatives were gay. Oh wait...

Granted! Afterall they -- THIS REPLY HAS BEEN CENSORED -- and would you look at that, haha!

I wish Steam would give me all games on my wishlist for free.

[nyarla]

I wish Steam would give me all games on my wishlist for free.

They give it to you but as a change of policy you now pay for download not for ownership of the title...so basically you still going to have to pay the all the same.

I wish for an alien invasion.

[littlepolly]

I wish for an alien invasion.

Granted. Your country has been designated by the World Elite as the destination for all the refugees from the next War of Mass Destruction slated for Iran. That way they can fuck up two countries at once and make some Big Bucks!

I wish the government would just leave us well enough alone.

[on the rocks]

I wish the government would just leave us well enough alone.

Granted.  Now unregulated corporations ruin everything at an even faster rate than when they had to lobby governments to do so.  They own the stores, they own the housing, they own the goons that make sure working people don't get organized.  They pollute and pillage and straight up murder just like they did in the 1880s.  Welcome to the tyranny of unbridled capitalism.


I wish the Earth's moon was forested, just like Endor.

[Gaki]

I wish the Earth's moon was forested, just like Endor.

Granted, of course now all those cute little Ewoks are running amok on Earth... you thought it was tough to get the attention of a little girl or boy before now, well, forget about it when you have to contend with randy teddy bears!   Oh, and they kill you when you want to cut down a tree.

I wish I had a way to control the weather.

o.0