The PSC Make-A-Wish Foundation!

[ijp]

Since nobody could find a way to spoil my wish, at least so far, I thought I'd bump this thread since I did actually find a 9.8% alcohol beer at a local brew-pub and brought some home. I'm trying it now, actually. It's a stout and, damn, it's good! It's like drinking two beers for three times the price of one! And only having to piss once! I love it!

I do know of an 11%. I've only seen it once, and I couldn't tell you if it was any good.

Can't think of a good way to spoil the wish though, unless its rarity counts?

Now I'm thinking, it might only be available in a specific region. Perhaps the spoil is that the only way to have access to it would also require your location be known?

[MoiLolita]

I wish it was legal for me to grow my own marijuana.

[littlepolly]

For the newbies, an explanation of this thread. You have to grant the wish of the previous post in a way that spoils it, then you make your own wish.

Like the 1,000,000 counter thread, back and forth between two people is discouraged.

Thanks IJP for the attempt at granting / spoiling my wish. I am going to bend the rules here and grant / spoil my own wish, just to get this rolling again.

You're at an outdoor craft beer festival and lo and behold there's a 12.5% beer being served. The barkeep fills your mug and you walk over to the shade to enjoy it. Unfortunately, the high alcohol content and the aroma of the beer is quite attractive to yellow jackets and one dives in and gets stuck in the foam. With the first swig you swallow it and it stings you. Your airway closes up. Fortunately, there's an EMT nearby and you get an emergency tracheotomy and a trip to the hospital. You found your beer, but you didn't get to drink it.

I wish it was legal for me to grow my own marijuana.

I'll let the next person spoil ML's wish.

[nyarla]

I will take this one than LP.

I wish it was legal for me to grow my own marijuana.

It is completely legal for you to grow it since the evil scientist in the [your government] manage to take away the THC out of the poor lil plant, so people may grow it for it other less fun uses.

I wish I never tired.

[GirlWatcher]

Death it is!

I wish I were 30 years younger!

[geekboy]

I wish I were 30 years younger!

Your wish has been granted! You wake up the next morning and find yourself 30 years younger. Unfortunately this wish has come with a HUGE cost and you find that all of the cute girls are now 30 years older.

I wish I could find out exactly what happens after we die.

[nyarla]

I wish I could find out exactly what happens after we die.

The horrific discovery of a post human existence, that is so far from your living perception that the only way a human mind can understand it is by a panic suffering through an eternity of non-temporal post life, drives you mad and you will spend the rest of your live being tormented by the knowledge of what will inevitably come after.

I wish to know the answer of any question in any test I will take for the rest of my life. 

[on the rocks]

I wish to know the answer of any question in any test I will take for the rest of my life.

Granted.  Now if you'll just roll up your sleeve, we're going to take a blood sample and test for all of the gross STD's out there.


I wish I had the ability to turn off and on my sense of taste.  (food taste, not like fashion taste, lol )

[GirlWatcher]

Done.  OTR can now will his sense of taste to completely shut off, and after a 28 year waiting period, he will be able to toggle it back on too!  One wonders if it helps or hinders performing oral sex.

I wish I could find the perfect job that paid really well.

[littlepolly]

I wish I could find the perfect job that paid really well.

NFL Quarterback - $20 to 30 Million a year. Perfect job. Popular with all the girls, even young ones. You've found it, but alas you do not have the skills to be hired.

I wish I didn't have to listen to nigga-rap music at work.

[Dreampunker]

I wish I didn't have to listen to nigga-rap music at work.

Wooosshh! It is done... But now all they listen to is white rap.

I wish for an unlimited supply of on-demand liquorice sticks.

[Gaki]

I wish for an unlimited supply of on-demand liquorice sticks.

Granted, but sadly, each time you mentally demand a licorice stick, it appears in Anus, France.  Some doddering great-grandparents are getting frustrated with the pile of candy in their rear garden, and the children of the village continue to eat them to the point the laxative effect takes hold.  A sad state of black and brown for all.

I wish I had 8 additional hours in the day and still only needed the same amount of sleep - perhaps I could get some things done!

o.0

[ALonelyDay]

I wish I had 8 additional hours in the day and still only needed the same amount of sleep - perhaps I could get some things done!

o.0

Granted, but must use those 8 hours to do community work, for free!

I wish I could have more lgfs that wanna cuddle!

[littlepolly]

I wish I could have more lgfs that wanna cuddle!

Voila! Twenty new lgf's and they just love to cuddle - puppies and kittens and gerbils!

I wish my lawn would mow itself when it needs to.

[nyarla]

I wish my lawn would mow itself when it needs to.

The never ending cycle of self mutilation that you cause in the nature around you, leads you to a slow and dark path to depression and eventual suicide.

I wish it rained weed twice a week.