The PSC Make-A-Wish Foundation!

[nyarla]

I wish I had a way to control the weather.

You do! But since being having a medieval mentality is again fashionably, you're burned at stake as soon people realize it.

I wish I could control reality like it was an waking dream.

[Dreampunker]

I wish I could control reality like it was an waking dream.

Granted! You wake up in a completely new reality which you aren't exactly sure is real life, but it simply feels so real and everything bends to your will, so you're fine with that. When a whole day of distortion, havoc, pleasure and overall chaos is done, you lay down to sleep and wake up in a reality that looks a lot like the dream you were having... but it wasn't a dream, and you can still control everything even as you drift towards a different dream, which you discover not to be a dream, after all it is your reality and you are God in it. Soon your head isn't sure anymore of what is real or not and a state of paralysis takes hold of your empty being standing among the thin layer of what is illusion, logic and reality.

Welcome to Inception!


I wish the moment when you lock eyes with your loved one and everything becomes still and peaceful would ever linger.

[nyarla]

I wish the moment when you lock eyes with your loved one and everything becomes still and peaceful would ever linger.

It does, good for me...you on the other hand not so lucky

I wish for the zombie apocalypse to happen.

[littlepolly]

I wish for the zombie apocalypse to happen.

Just as it starts the second wave of nukes destroys all the zombies and all that is left is the Care Bears!

I wish the hegemonists would get a half-life of 20 minutes.

[cooluncle]

I wish the hegemonists would get a half-life of 20 minutes.

Your wish is granted however because if your own leadership skills you find yourself fading away at the 20 minute mark with the rest of the world leaders. Everyone that's left united to create a perfect utopia of peace and love between men women and children.

I wish for everlasting happiness for all the people I love and care for

[nyarla]

I wish for everlasting happiness for all the people I love and care for

The disparity between their joyful life and your now comparative gray and gloomy existence drives you to attempt suicide by pills, you fail but not before a 12 minutes brain asphyxiation left you paralyzed from the neck down

I wish it was required by law all cute 11yos had to walk naked.

[Midamoto]

I wish it was required by law all cute 11yos had to walk naked.

Society standards of cute have changed, and now only opossums are considered as capable of exhibiting cuteness. Meanwhile, a law protecting animal rights has passed, and it is in fact forbidden to dress animals, whatever their age. Your wish is granted. Oh, and if you eat meat ever again you go to prison for murder.

I wish I had the power to read minds.

[Papi]

I wish some boys would never become an adult or even an teen but it wouldn't be fair to the boy. He wouldn't experience life.

The next best is:
I wish I could go back in time to relive those years one more time but only if I can become younger to continue the energy to keep him happy.
If I can't have the wish, a large swimming pool for all of the children and warm nights!

[littlepolly]

@Papi

Look back at the OP.

I'm sure you guys have seen this thread on other boards: each poster posts a wish. You grant the previous poster's wish in a way that ruins it, and then make a wish of your own.

You can't make a wish until spoil the previous one.

[Exodus]

Granted you have two friends that never age, they pose as your children. The problem is as they mature that take on adult habits like smoking and drinking, attracting negative attention. The final staw is loose when your roommate/ child decides to prostitute themselves citing child labor laws as a barrier. The fuel on the fire is a drug habit formed by idleness and lack of engagement in the world.


I wish that my friends never suffer because of something I do

[Papi]

Sorry! I didn't read many of the previous post

[nyarla]

I wish that my friends never suffer because of something I do

Ok, every action you take bring incredible physical pain to you friends. Now they suffer for everything you do.

Wish for a terrible global pandemic.

[Exodus]

Granted, everyone is infected, the symptoms include telling all truths and a runny nose. No one is dying, but everyone is out of the closet, no one is comfortable with each other anymore and we all where giant sunglasses everywhere.

I wish for peace and loving kindness, and the ability to make PMs!!

[littlepolly]

I wish for peace and loving kindness, and the ability to make PMs!!

You get PM's with 8 more posts. Hard to spoil that. You get a nice small dog who affords you with a modicum of peace and loving kindness. But you find him impossible to house train and lose your girlfriend who is allergic to doggie dander.

I wish my followers on Twitter never find out I am a registered sex offender.

[travisbickleII]

I wish for peace and loving kindness, and the ability to make PMs!!

You get PM's with 8 more posts. Hard to spoil that. You get a nice small dog who affords you with a modicum of peace and loving kindness. But you find him impossible to house train and lose your girlfriend who is allergic to doggie dander.

I wish my followers on Twitter never find out I am a registered sex offender.

Your twitter followers never find that out about you, but your followers on any other social media platform do find out, and word spreads and you get kicked off of Twitter anyway.