The PSC Make-A-Wish Foundation!

[Maghellanes]

I wish that people were more into getting tattoos.

and your wish is granted.   10,000 years ago, people WERE more into getting tatoos.

I wish I knew a TRUSTWORTH fellow paedophile in real life to do stuff with...

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[AlexUnder]

I wish I knew a TRUSTWORTH fellow paedophile in real life to do stuff with...

Your wish is granted: you have a trustworthy pedophile friend, who will never betray you or criticize your desires. Unfortunately, however, a mysterious blight has just erased all CP, and removed all children, from the world.

I wish I were a boy, 15 or 16, living in a "lost colony" populated entirely by girls, age 7-14.

[DeltaGamma]

I wish I were a boy, 15 or 16, living in a "lost colony" populated entirely by girls, age 7-14.

Wish granted - they want nothing to do with you and are extremely suspicious of everything you do. One wrong move and you'll be lucky to escape with your life.

I wish for a really nice hat.

[Amasha]

Wish granted, it is made of the most fine materials, fits you perfectly, however every time you have lewd thoughts about a child the hat lights up in bright neon colours and spells the word "PEDO" above you as a hologram.

I wish to be transported back in time to my childhood, memories intact, in my younger self's body.

[zack89]

I wish to be transported back in time to my childhood, memories intact, in my younger self's body.

Granted, but you have to relive your entire life exactly the same way it happened and there's nothing you can do to change it. It's basically like a VR experience of watching the movie of your childhood all over again.

I wish I could shapeshift into any living creature I can think of at any time.

[cplover15m]

Wish granted, but your mind begins to fill with nothing but images of amoebae. No matter what you do, these thoughts just won't go away... What a terrific fate!

I wish to be able to pause time.

[DeltaGamma]

I wish to be able to pause time.

Wish granted - you can now pause time. You cannot, however exclude yourself. Or resume time. If you ever use this power, existence will come to a halt forever. But then, existence might simply continue after forever has passed.

I wish for a very impressive pocketwatch.

[geekboy]

I wish for a very impressive pocketwatch.

Wish granted - you reach into your pocket and find a gold cased, jewel lined pockewatch of unmatched craftsmanship and untold value. Sadly, as you gaze upon it's glory, the sun parts through some cloud cover causing light to reflect off the glass of the pocketwatch. You are momentarily blinded and I young street urchin runs by and steals the pocketwatch from your hand. Not only that, but this young thief was stunningly hot but your momentarily blindness prevents you from seeing even that.

I wish for a perfect date night with a cute boy who loves me.

[Peter]

I wish for a perfect date night with a cute boy who loves me.

Wish granted but you sleep in separate rooms and he's with his parents.

I wish to bring my child lover to a summer camp.

[Flatchester]

I wish to bring my child lover to a summer camp.

Wish granted, but unfortunately you find out the hard way that your child lover has syphilis.

I wish to be stranded on a deserted island with a beautiful and extremely horny 10 year-old girl who no longer wishes to be a virgin.

[philosophia]

Wish granted, but unfortunately you find out the hard way that your child lover has syphilis.

I wish to be stranded on a deserted island with a beautiful and extremely horny 10 year-old girl who no longer wishes to be a virgin.

Wish granted! She is so adorable and oh so horny.

If only she was into boys and not girls.....

I wish that I had super-mega game and could pick up as many hot frisky college girls I wanted.

[Morally Grey]

I wish that I had super-mega game and could pick up as many hot frisky college girls I wanted.

Wish granted but you die from a crushed pelvis. Death by snu snu

I wish I had the power of a mood ring.

[LewisCarrol_Jr]

Thread necromancy time.

Whereever Morally Grey is, he now is aflicted with a condition that causes him to change from one gross colour to another depending upon his body temperature.

I wish I had a magic ring (not involving the land of Mordor where shadows lie)