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Started by stoned, 18 October, 2016, 20:42:28

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Midamoto

#600
01 November, 2019, 20:45:37
(Psst, travisbickleII, you need to make a wish!)
To see such overwhelming beauty where it is invisible to anyone else, that is the mark of an artist, not of a madman.

travisbickleII

#601
03 November, 2019, 18:04:03
Quote from: Midamoto on 01 November, 2019, 20:45:37
(Psst, travisbickleII, you need to make a wish!)

Sorry about that, I wish I could mind-control people in positions of power.

intellectspiritual

#602
14 December, 2019, 20:12:35
Quote from: travisbickleII on 03 November, 2019, 18:04:03
I wish I could mind-control people in positions of power.

For every minute you control the mind of a person in power, that person has 1 hour to control your mind.

I wish I lived with my crush, who is a beautiful little girl.
Some day we will find what we're looking for. Or maybe we won't. Maybe we will find something much greater than that.

Midamoto

#603
14 December, 2019, 23:28:35
Quote from: intellectspiritual on 14 December, 2019, 20:12:35
Quote from: travisbickleII on 03 November, 2019, 18:04:03
I wish I could mind-control people in positions of power.

For every minute you control the mind of a person in power, that person has 1 hour to control your mind.

I wish I lived with my crush, who is a beautiful little girl.

Granted. You will live with her... dead body next to you at all times. As you two will be captured by a psychopath, held in a small dark room, and she will not survive the first two months of harsh treatment.

I wish I had Jedi powers, mastering both the bright and dark side.
To see such overwhelming beauty where it is invisible to anyone else, that is the mark of an artist, not of a madman.

OneLove

#604
27 December, 2019, 14:41:17
Granted. But you will be transported to a planet devoid of any life other than yourself.

I wish I had control over my appearance- hair, muscles, penis size, everything.
"Nothing can perhaps be justly called unnatural which nature prompts us to do. If others don't like them, they are not natural to them, and no one should force them to act them."
My Secret Life, by Anonymous, pub. 1888

intellectspiritual

#605
29 December, 2019, 13:57:42
Quote from: OneLove on 27 December, 2019, 14:41:17
I wish I had control over my appearance- hair, muscles, penis size, everything.

Alright... every time you change your appearance, you lose a body part.

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted to and still remain in really healthy shape.
Some day we will find what we're looking for. Or maybe we won't. Maybe we will find something much greater than that.

hö

#606
12 November, 2022, 16:55:20
Bringing this wonderful thread back from the dead.
Quote from: intellectspiritualI wish I could eat whatever I wanted to and still remain in really healthy shape.
Wish granted, however you are now lactose intolerant, allergic to nuts and tomatoes.

I wish I had someone to play the guitar with.

:P
And I was alone yet not lonely because in my heart there was the energy of that one girl who means more to me than any human being ever did before.
Public key in profile
TOX ID: Trusted members only, deal with it. :lock

Maghellanes

#607
17 September, 2023, 04:34:46
I want to try my hand at thread necromancy; I always thought the make-a-wish topic was fun.

Hoefler wished he had someone to play guitar with. 

An eight armed demon holding four-necked guitars appears to Hoefler and challenges him to a guitar playing contest.  The loser will be dragged down into hell for all eternity.  The demon's fingers move so fast that smoke and sparks fly from the guitar strings.  His music is an unimaginable master piece equaling a thousand world class orchestras.

Good Luck, hoefler!   You can do it, mate!

I wish I had a high paying job!

CJYoungLove

#608
17 September, 2023, 05:44:05
Granted, however all you do is work and sleep. You never know love again.

I wish I could read anyone's mind

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notSteve

#609
17 September, 2023, 07:56:04
Granted. You now hear everyone's mind, all at once, all the time. There is no way to turn it off except the sweet embrace of death.

I wish for a sandwich.

Itumeleng

#610
17 September, 2023, 13:32:35
Quote from: notSteve on 17 September, 2023, 07:56:04
I wish for a sandwich.

And a sandwich you shall have! Always.

It might not seem like such a big deal, but just wait till you're trying to open a locked door. *bling* You're holding a sandwich, not the keys. Drive with stick? *bling* A sandwich! Masturbate? *bling* Sandwhich! Hug your mother? Nope, you're hugging a sandwich.

I wish to suck dick, the boy kind. I know this'll end badly but can't help myself.

Itu
"I love you" said the boy, suddenly, one night. The man did not know how to reply. His heart was so full that words failed him. "I hope I have loved you right." he thought. And then there was silence.

Maghellanes

#611
18 September, 2023, 03:50:41
GROSS! Itumelemeleng is sucking a dead boy's dick!  What a freak!

I wish I were precisely 10 years younger!

AlexUnder

#612
20 September, 2023, 06:04:02
Quote from: Maghellanes on 18 September, 2023, 03:50:41I wish I were precisely 10 years younger!

You are ten years younger. And you're about to re-experience every moment of sorrow and frustration from the past ten years.

I wish I were the administrator of a private orphanage.
"And it's the same every year: seems that I remember it as something more, but
You know how children can grow so strange. I still adore you."
— "Tears at the Birthday Party," Burt Bacharach

Itumeleng

#613
20 September, 2023, 16:03:15
Quote from: AlexUnder on 20 September, 2023, 06:04:02
I wish I were the administrator of a private orphanage.

Ah, this is a delicious one. I was thinking of retiring all the staff here, you could sure enjoy our little ophanage. Or you could be the caretaker for an orphanage of endengared slugs.

But in the end, let's fill your orphanage with these beautiful, young boys and girls that just can't get enough sex, just starved is what they are. Unfortunately you are the administrator so enjoy the bloody paperwork while everyone else is fucking. I'm sure you'll have "a few" complaints and lawsuits on your table in addition to the bills and everything else  :happy

I wish I was into necrophilia  :fun

Itu
"I love you" said the boy, suddenly, one night. The man did not know how to reply. His heart was so full that words failed him. "I hope I have loved you right." he thought. And then there was silence.

DeltaGamma

#614
05 October, 2023, 16:48:15
Quote from: Itumeleng on 20 September, 2023, 16:03:15
I wish I was into necrophilia  :fun

You are now into necrophilia exclusively, so exclusively that human corpses are the only thing that can arouse you. Unfortunately, humans no longer leave behind corpses, instead evaporating away on death. Furthermore, this is retroactively the way it always has been. You will yearn forever for a concept that is now alien to the existence you live in.

I wish that people were more into getting tattoos.
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