The PSC Make-A-Wish Foundation!

[boplicity]

Wish I could go on a trip around the world.

Granted! Your plane touches down in North Africa. Your first time off the continent, and you are super excited. Stepping out of the airport, you absorb the beauty of the urban landscape you find yourself in: the sounds, the smells, and the sights of an entirely different world. You breathe a sigh of pleasure, and make a quick prayer of thanks before heading off the explore. Boom! the whole block is scattered into pieces, and you along with it. Maybe Libya was not a good place to start.

I wish it took me only five minutes to read any book.

[Allathix]

I wish it took me only five minutes to read any book.

Wish granted. No longer do you have to read word by word, now, an entire pages can be absorbed into your mind in less than a second. A glance at one page, a glance at the other, and then turn, and all the information goes directly into your brain. First, you wish to test this power, picking up a favourite childhood book you skim through pages at a time, as you come across half remembered paragraphs and phrases, your mind turns. How many books could you get through now! How many stories! You've always meant to read some of the Classics, War and Peace, Pride and Prejudice, Sherlock Holmes. You're not even sure if you'd enjoy them but that doesn't matter, no need to worry about putting hours of investment into a boring book, you can get through them in mere minutes. You don't even have to buy them, just sit down in the library and go over 4 or 5, see how it goes.

So that's exactly what you do, the very next day you make your way to the local library, and make your way to the classics you've never had the time to actually go through. A Tale of Two Cities, by Charles Dickens, a book so often spoken of, but that you know nothing about! Time to fix that! Taking the book off the shelf you slump down onto the nearby sofa, lift open the cover, and begin to read.

And then you stop reading. Two minutes later midway through the Storming of the Bastille, you just stop. Something's very wrong here... Why is this such a chore to read? I can read it so quickly, I understand the plot, the characters, the setting. What's going on? You shut the book. Not to worry, you've only just started to learn this form of reading, it'll be time before you're comfortable. So you place the book back and pick up another book, Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austin. Surely a regency romance will have enough strong characters and heavy drama to be just the thing.

Nope, this one's no good either. Perhaps the classics just aren't to your taste. They're such dry affairs, the modern mind craves something with more action, higher stakes, and maybe a bit of sex. A Song of Ice and Fire, by George R R Martin. Perfect, you've seen Game of Thrones of course, and enjoyed it immensly, so the book that inspired it ought to be just as good.

Okay, what's up here. This is completely dull, your not invested in these characters, their struggles, their moments of glory. You couldn't even enjoy the sex scenes. They just go by too fast... Oh dear. That might be the problem. You glance at the first page, but it whizzes past your eyes in an instant. Automatically your brain takes in all the information displayed. You try to focus in on the individual sentences but your eyes simply will not obey that command. The information is going into your head, but that's all it is, information. You know what it says, but you can't savour the text, the flavour. You can't sit back and enjoy the writing or the event of a single character because your brain has already processed the words. Fundamentally, you know what's going on, but you're not experiencing it. It's like watching a movie at fast forward, all the pacing and structure whisked away and the only thing left is pure, sterile data.

You place the book back on the shelf. Bugger it, you've still got Netflix.


I wish I could induce myself into a lucid dream on demand

[littlepolly]

I wish I could induce myself into a lucid dream on demand

Ahh! You've wished a wish that will spoil itself and you have no need of me!

It is something I did, or nearly did in my "ol' college days". It is something that takes an awful lot of energy to create a habit of. One that I think is only possible if you are completely free of all responsibilities and have no other life. In other words - prison. Or an extended care facility - same thing whether, voluntary or involuntary. So you see it is already spoiled. But to some extent, you won't care because your dream life becomes what you believe to be your real life, and your real life the dream you want to wake up from. So the not caring and the escapism is another part of the spoil. Which might actually be good if you find yourself in horrible circumstances, a defense for your psyche. Perhaps something that is built into us. A gift from God to keep us from going crazy. But one that will make us look like we have gone crazy, so that the people around us put us in a mental hospital. Where we can indulge our wish to the full while our families or the government pays the bill.

My experience is that this takes a constant investment and at some point you just have to give up all that effort and just live. The plus side is that if you have once learned lucid dreaming you will still have them, but not at will. They will come when you need them, usually as a correction for some fault you are not seeing in your real life. I usually don't listen to the correction unless I am in horrible circumstances. My life can be a dream I don't want to wake up from - as in having more CP than I can shake my stick at. So I stop listening to my dreams. Then they tend to stop coming. The inner part of you that cares will stop making the effort.

My spoil, in conclusion, is that you end up like me.

(Excuse my constant shift from 1st to 3rd person. It's how I talk to myself.)

I wish I could cum just by willing it.

[boplicity]

I wish I could cum just by willing it.

Granted! You can now cum on command, but only in public. Congratulations on your new prison sentence.

I wish I could maintain an ideal body and skin temperature so that neither not nor cold climates affected me.

[on the rocks]

I wish I could maintain an ideal body and skin temperature so that neither not nor cold climates affected me.

Your new power keeps you at a steady temperature, but the radiation that gives you this ability makes you extremely dangerous to everyone, so you are stuck living in only the parts of the world that are either too hot or too cold for other people to hang out.


I wish for a cool, refreshing, tropical cocktail made in a coconut shell and delivered by an adorable Hawaiian loli wearing nothing but a grass skirt.  As she hands to me, she seductively asks me, "Is there anything else you'd like?"

[littlepolly]

I wish for a cool, refreshing, tropical cocktail made in a coconut shell and delivered by an adorable Hawaiian loli wearing nothing but a grass skirt.  As she hands to me, she seductively asks me, "Is there anything else you'd like?"

You're in the food court at the local mall on a Saturday, enjoying a Starbucks and reading the New York Times. There are probably 4 dozen other diners and, of course, the mall cop and half a dozen security cameras. It is at this time that your pedo-faerie tele-transports a 7 yr old loli from Oahu. And just as you wished, she's topless except for a yellow lei. (What real Hawaiian girl would show up without her lei?) An' they ain't nuthin' un'er that grassy skirt! She promptly hands you your drink and asks you her question. You fumble with the coconut and spill some in your lap. The rum and the coconut milk in the drink makes it look like you've cum in your pants. The pedo-faerie has given her the ability to read your mind, and and despite your distress, your first thought of an answer is, "A hula".

"Ah, a hula it is!" Music comes from nowhere and she begins to dance and sing for you:

Plumeria Lei

I'll make a lei.
From the flowers in the trees.
A Plumeria lei.
For you from me.
It means I love you.
'Cause I really do.
Here is my lei.
From me to you.

Of course, everyone in the food court is now live-streaming with their smart phones her show to all their friends. Those who know the song know that each line is supposed to be repeated by the audience and they start doing so. The song is repeated 6 times and on the sixth she opens the grass, especially directed at you because she is still reading your mind! And you see her sweetness. Then you really do cum in your pants! She actually gives you her lei with the last line.

But your thoughts are still dirty and you make the connection between lei and LAY! So she mounts your lap, unzips your trousers and starts to hula lap-dance you right in front of everybody, as your now empty coconut falls to the floor!

Not as much a spoil as a freakin' fantasy, except that now you are totally outed as a pedophile!

I wish I could marry a seven yr old girl.

[littlepolly]

The PSC Make-A-Wish Foundation! Hits 500!!!!

[Dreampunk]

I wish I could marry a seven yr old girl.

Wish granted!
Now, you just gotta get your tickets to India. Try not to look suspicious flying only with a 7 year old girl, not family related (yet), going to India to get married.

I wish to get a good night sleep.

[boplicity]

I wish to get a good night sleep.

Wish granted! You can get a good night's sleep, but only when someone breaks into your house or if there is another emergency that requires your immediate (and now absent) attention. I guess you didn't really need your TV or computer...

998,6- oh, wrong thread.

Well, I wish I could get instant deliveries on Amazon, without waiting for days for packages.

[AnonymousFox]

Well, I wish I could get instant deliveries on Amazon, without waiting for days for packages.

Your wish is granted. You can now get instant deliveries, but only of the things that you do not want or need.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of money.

[geekboy]

I wish I had an unlimited supply of money.

You reach into your pocket and take out a twenty dollar bill to pay for something and as you leave the store you realize a new twenty has appeared in your pocket! Each time you take out the money, more appears and you are overjoyed with the endless amount of funds. You spend the rest of the day purchasing everything you could ever want and finish it off with dinner at a 5 star restaurant. Sadly, the following morning the entire world economy destabilizes and your money has become completely worthless.

I wish for a fully paid for Tesla to show up in my driveway.

[littlepolly]

I wish for a fully paid for Tesla to show up in my driveway.

The fully paid for Tesla belongs to the local LEA. Your busted!

I wish there was a kiddie parade and kiddie festival and kiddie games every weekend within half an hour's driving distance.

[boplicity]

I wish there was a kiddie parade and kiddie festival and kiddie games every weekend within half an hour's driving distance.

Granted! A weekly festival is set up near you, with games and parades for the children, clothing optional! It's a shame the tight security won't let any adults in, and the walls are too high to climb...

I wish to be able to instantly communicate with anyone I want.

[on the rocks]

I wish there was a kiddie parade and kiddie festival and kiddie games every weekend within half an hour's driving distance.

Granted.
Oops, you just totaled your car and the cops took away your license to drive.

I wish owning a car didn't cost so goddamn much.  You're either burdened with continuous payments or you've got an old fucking car that constantly needs repairs.  And you need to be an electrical engineer if you want to fix anything yourself these days, so good luck saving money by doing your own work.  Then you need insurance because of all the other fuckwits out there driving their own shitboxes.  Sure you might find a bargain rate, but the insurance is shit and won't cover jack.  Time to gas up; better hope some fuckfaces on Wall Street or in Saudi Arabia are having a good day.  And while you're standing there desperately searching for the "shut the fuck up" button on the gas pump because for some reason all of those suddenly have a TV shouting commercials at you, try not to think about how much destruction is caused by every step of the process to locate, extract, ship, refine, deliver and use that fuel.

(Dammit!  Boplicity got in before I was done crafting my elegant rant about cars.  Ah well, fuck it; next person can pick which one they want to reply to.)

[Dreampunk]

I wish owning a car didn't cost so goddamn much.  You're either burdened with continuous payments or you've got an old fucking car that constantly needs repairs.  And you need to be an electrical engineer if you want to fix anything yourself these days, so good luck saving money by doing your own work.  Then you need insurance because of all the other fuckwits out there driving their own shitboxes. Sure you might find a bargain rate, but the insurance is shit and won't cover jack.  Time to gas up; better hope some fuckfaces on Wall Street or in Saudi Arabia are having a good day.  And while you're standing there desperately searching for the "shut the fuck up" button on the gas pump because for some reason all of those suddenly have a TV shouting commercials at you, try not to think about how much destruction is caused by every step of the process to locate, extract, ship, refine, deliver and use that fuel.

(Dammit!  Boplicity got in before I was done crafting my elegant rant about cars.  Ah well, fuck it; next person can pick which one they want to reply to.)

I'm not sure I want a car anymore. Any vehicle, for that matter. Hell, I can feel your pain through all the layers of Tor. It radiates through my screen! OTR, I can't answer that, is too overwhelming! Your wish has been moved aside, and I have been borderline traumatized. I'll choose Boplicity's wish instead, and from the bottom of my heart I hope you can resolve your car issues

I wish to be able to instantly communicate with anyone I want.

Granted!
You can talk to anyone in the world at anytime you wish, by simply opening this magic device that leads you to a web that links the whole world. Thing is, there are dangers lurking in the web. You thought you were alone, but guess what? The web has many spiders that want to feed on you, and even the biggest of them can also be prey for the ones that weave this web that goes on indefinitely. Also, forgot to mention, this wish has been granted before.
Welcome to the internet!

I wish I could fix any object at will.