The PSC Make-A-Wish Foundation!

[aLeanne]

your a young cute boy living in war torn Africa destined to be a soldier at 5


I wish I could meeting my first wife

Okay... you now can become a big bucket of worms when you meet your fist wife.

Woah.....  worms and fisting, this is way off my kink scale, backing away....... 

Wish I had the power to realize at least one of mine objectives per week, not much just one.

The crack of the slavedriver's whip gives you the motivation to keep swinging that pickaxe, and despite being exhausted you get the mine a little deeper every week.

I wish I had the power to pause, rewind or slow down time, and change my past actions so they'd affect the future in a different way.

xo Leanne

[nyarla]

The crack of the slavedriver's whip gives you the motivation to keep swinging that pickaxe, and despite being exhausted you get the mine a little deeper every week.

Oh you gave me a slave mine, okay..But I don't think I would feel that motivated at whipping people, it ain't my thing...I'm sure though it would make me exhausted all that arm work, how would I even fap? Terrible indeed.

[littlepolly]

The crack of the slavedriver's whip gives you the motivation to keep swinging that pickaxe, and despite being exhausted you get the mine a little deeper every week.

Oh you gave me a slave mine, okay..But I don't think I would feel that motivated at whipping people, it ain't my thing...I'm sure though it would make me exhausted all that arm work, how would I even fap? Terrible indeed.

In other words, that was a very good spoil!

[littlepolly]

I wish I had the power to pause, rewind or slow down time, and change my past actions so they'd affect the future in a different way.

Your wish becomes a curse because there are unforeseen consequences to every change you make that you want to change again and you get caught in the vortex of your own change machine. Basically the liberal system of thought, believing that change is always better, that revolution is a pure virtue.

I wish I had a high-tech preteen sex doll robot, a clone of Oksi from SMM.

[boplicity]

Woah woah woah, we never answered Geekboy's wish! You guys need to keep a track of this. However, the thread has (unfortunately) moved on without it, so I'll answer two wishes and give one to put us back on track.

Geeks - Congratulations, you have been given unlimited airline tickets! You use it to fly everywhere you ever wanted to, but become so attached to your ability to do so that you find yourself constantly flying away from the problems, and eventually the people, in your life. You become desperately lonely, always on the move, never okay to stay anywhere. Then, one day, a crash sets you down in the middle of Teutenberg Forest, on your way back from a beer festival in Germany. You are unharmed, but you now have a paralytic fear of flying. After a series of trains home, you slump into your melancholy reverie: you feel the need to move, uncomfortable in staying and setting down roots, but you cannot even think about flying without becoming rigid and wide-eyed again. This is how the police find you when they raid your home and sentence you to God-knows how many years in prison for stealing/forging all those tickets. What, did you think they just appeared? Incarcerated, alone, and afraid.

Lilpolly - Congratulations, you have been given a high-tech preteen sex doll robot! Straight from the box, smelling wonderfully of new plastic, you bed down with her the very same night. And the next. And the next. Soon enough, you are putting off plans. You aren't leaving the house, and you aren't going to work, because you'd rather be with it. Not it; her. You keep on going. Until one day, she stops working. A circuit wore out and frazzled, says the mechanic. You can't find another like it, and she is gone. You are more alone than you have ever been. Your friends don't invite you out because you bailed so many times. You lost your job. You no longer even find little girls attractive - not like you used to. No, you only long for her touch. A touch you can never feel again. Your life wastes away in a slump of colorless, aimless, unfulfilled lust.

(Alternate, happier Lilpolly ending - Congratulations on your new doll. But wait! Two weeks into enjoying your new toy, she wakes you up in the morning with an important maintenance message: she's pregnant. Now that's high-tech. And a problem. Good luck with your robo-twins!)

I wish I had the power to close my eyes and see whatever one of my YFs is up to right now, as if in a movie.

(If this one's been done before, tell me and I'll redo it.)

[nyarla]

I wish I had the power to close my eyes and see whatever one of my YFs is up to right now, as if in a movie.

Okay, when you close your eyes you see your YF at night worshiping the dark powers in the presence of unbelievable horrors who will scar you for eternity,  you see then  whispering odes to insanity to the sun every morning that will sip you mental strength and you will see than sacrificing your loved one every noon to bind your  eyes so you see all this terrible deeds.

I wish they would had chose a new elder scrolls instead of another fallout to be Bethesda newest game.

[littlepolly]

Bump.

Congratulations to Nyar for his thread-killing wish. Only gamers would know what the heck he is talking about and they they are all busy on the gamers thread!

[nyarla]

Congratulations to Nyar for his thread-killing wish. Only gamers would know what the heck he is talking about and they they are all busy on the gamers thread!

Oh thank's...wait, that was not a serious congrats...man
_________
Any way that was so long ago, they actually announced ES6 at 3 what turned that wish in a reality.

So, I wish watching porn in public wasn't a bad thing...not that I do that.

[boplicity]

Congratulations to Nyar for his thread-killing wish. Only gamers would know what the heck he is talking about and they they are all busy on the gamers thread!

I really wanted to, but it would break the rules!

[on the rocks]

So, I wish watching porn in public wasn't a bad thing...not that I do that.

Accidents skyrocket as people are now more distracted than they already were, walking into things and crashing their cars.
Even worse, now there's spooge all over the place.


I wish for a pen that doesn't run out of ink or dry out or otherwise malfuction.

[Gaki]

I wish for a pen that doesn't run out of ink or dry out or otherwise malfuction.

Use a pencil, the pens are all taken by people using then in the entirely wrong way

I wish there to be a way to communicate without misunderstanding or confusion

o.0

[on the rocks]

Use a pencil, the pens are all taken by people using then in the entirely wrong way

That's pretty much how I would have spoiled that one.

[littlepolly]

I wish there to be a way to communicate without misunderstanding or confusion
o.0

Telepathy has been perfected as a science so that everyone totally understands what everyone else is thinking, knows completely when someone is lying or manipulating someone, upsetting totally the existing order of things. Everyone knows the truth about lies and the lies about truth. Makes it a whole different world than the one we are living in. A more scary world, because, fuck, everyone knows me in my head! And who it is that controls and owns everything!

I wish I was Adam and Eve's first daughter. So I could have incest with one of my brothers.

[Thespian]

I wish I was Adam and Eve's first daughter. So I could have incest with one of my brothers.

Congratulations, you become Adam and Eve's first daughter! However, you die shortly after from Sudden infant death syndrome. Fortunately for the brothers, their next sibling is another beautiful girl who did make it!

I wish to become fluent in all the 100 most spoken languages in the world.

[nyarla]

I wish to become fluent in all the 100 most spoken languages in the world.

You do but by the time you learn all of than the world already elected and created the one true language for humanity completely new...now you need to learn one more language what it will be hard since you already have your head filled with multiple differently phonetics, but hey you now know 100 dead or dying language.

Wish I could go on a trip around the world.