The PSC Make-A-Wish Foundation!

[geekboy]

OMG this thread is cracking me up.

I wish I had a 10 yr old live-in maid.

Your wish is granted. Young Christopher arrives and wears tight black maids outfit. You are troubled by the way he often bends over to sweep up and you so wish you had asked the agency that the maid be a girl. The boy is also rambunctious and loud and although your house is clean, he is not. He remains in the house and you are forced to move.

I wish I was able to spend half of my work year in another country.

[iPed851-BL]

I wish I had a 10 yr old live-in maid.

Now, why on earth would you want that? Surely a 60 yo live-in-maid would be much more experienced and could keep your house cleaner and make you better food. I don't understand. A weird guy, you are.

[littlepolly]

I wish I had a 10 yr old live-in maid.

Now, why on earth would you want that? Surely a 60 yo live-in-maid would be much more experienced and could keep your house cleaner and make you better food. I don't understand. A weird guy, you are.

Aggh! I must be very careful what I wish for! Of course, I was thinking of one of the LS Magazine Little Maids shoots, where they only pretend to clean and tidy up and cook while they strip and play naughty. Even if she just pretended to be a maid, she'd do a better job than I do! Really just the extra pedo benefits I'm after. The 60 yr old would be awesome if she would bring her granddaughter to "help"!

[on the rocks]

I wish I was able to spend half of my work year in another country.

Granted.  But that country is North Korea and you have government "minders" following you around every moment of every day you are there.


I wish for a law that federal governments must spend more money on education than they do on prisons.

[iPed851-BL]

I wish for superman to lose.

[GirlWatcher]

The "Fairness and Equality of Education and Corrections Priority Spending Parity Act of 2018" passes.  It is 1003 pages, deliberately written to be incomprehensible to people outside the lawyer class and for the most part completely unread by the lawmakers voting on it.  It is RIFE with loopholes allowing the ruling class to do whatever the hell they want, slave.  Really the only thing it ensures is a nice fattening of the bureaucracies of both the school system and the prison system, increasing spending on each while choking off any benefits seen by students, tax payers, prisoners or anybody not on a government payroll.  Superman in the guise of American citizen Clark Kent loses.

[geekboy]

The "Fairness and Equality of Education and Corrections Priority Spending Parity Act of 2018" passes.  It is 1003 pages, deliberately written to be incomprehensible to people outside the lawyer class and for the most part completely unread by the lawmakers voting on it.  It is RIFE with loopholes allowing the ruling class to do whatever the hell they want, slave.  Really the only thing it ensures is a nice fattening of the bureaucracies of both the school system and the prison system, increasing spending on each while choking off any benefits seen by students, tax payers, prisoners or anybody not on a government payroll.  Superman in the guise of American citizen Clark Kent loses.

you didn't make a wish GW!

[GirlWatcher]

shit, I wish I hadn't bollocksed that up!

[littlepolly]

shit, I wish I hadn't bollocksed that up!

Well, now you haven't by making that wish, but everyone PSC-MWF hates you because now you have made an unspoilable wish! I guess their hate is your spoils!

I wish I had a magic transformer pillow that turns into a little girl every time I give it a hug!

[iPed851-BL]

Oh, I'm more into turning a boy into a pillow though. You should try it.

[on the rocks]

I wish I had a magic transformer pillow that turns into a little girl every time I give it a hug!

Done.  But it only works for 30 seconds so you have to keep hugging the pillow over and over again just to have a conversation.

Anyone remember the show "Small Wonder"?  I wish for that little robot girl (with fully functional parts. )

[Gaki]

Anyone remember the show "Small Wonder"?  I wish for that little robot girl (with fully functional parts. )

While the little girl has soft, supple parts that are quite the sensual pleasure, she has no idea of her own strength... when you tell her to pull you off, she nearly yanks you straight out... when she 'tightens' around you when you are inside her...  she pinches you so tightly that you start to get gangrene ... and you eventually fall off.  She leaves you for a lover that can satisfy her.

I wish I could kick this sugar addiction

o.0

[geekboy]

I wish I could kick this sugar addiction

o.0

After a lengthy 12 step program at SA (Sugarholics Anonymous) you finally kick your addiction. Unfortunately during your meetings you befriended someone that had a rare compulsion for snorting lines of Jello. At first thinking it ludicrous, you tried it and now cannot stop doing it yourself. You are near broke with the amount of money you have spent on Jello boxes, but at least you've bought the sugar free kind.

I wish I had a magic wallet with a hundred dollar bill in it that replaced itself with a new hundred dollar bill each time I took one out.

[Zylo]

I wish I had a magic wallet with a hundred dollar bill in it that replaced itself with a new hundred dollar bill each time I took one out.

Granted! You buy lots of cool stuff with your never-ending cheddar, but suddenly... Oh no, what's this?! It's the apocalypse! You and your magic wallet are survivors in a wasteland where dollar bills mean nothing! Well, maybe not nothing... You will always have something to wipe your ass with I guess...

I wish I could have sex on the moon!

[Unleashed Loser]

I wish I could have sex on the moon!

Granted. You now live on the moon. Alone. With a cow.

I wish I was Batman.