The PSC Make-A-Wish Foundation!

[littlepolly]

I wish I could have sex on the moon!

Your LBF moons you and you jack off on his butt. Not sure that's a spoil for you, though!

Damn, UL, you beat me to the post! I think my attempted spoil is better, though!

I wish I was Batman.

You're a baseball bat with eyes, nose and mouth, and you really get quite the headache when that Little Leaguer hits that hardball out of the park!

I wish I had a statue of Venus de Milo as a preteen.

[Cacman]

Done. You have a beautiful new statue made of ice. I hope you enjoy the few hours you'll get before it melts

I wish we could not have to hide behind anonymity, with no legal consequences.

[Unleashed Loser]

Done. You have a beautiful new statue made of ice. I hope you enjoy the few hours you'll get before it melts

I wish we could not have to hide behind anonymity, with no legal consequences.

Granted. There are no more legal consequences, no matter how much child porn you consume and how many times you confessed to touch minors. However, the legal consequences for the mob with torches and pitchforks banding outside your house will still only come after they act. They don't seem to care much though.

I wish for a massive and very loud successful terrorist attack of catastrophic proportions in Davos right now, if you know what I mean.

[littlepolly]

I wish for a massive and very loud successful terrorist attack of catastrophic proportions in Davos right now, if you know what I mean.

Granted in every conference room, in fact every hotel room, bar, pub, restaurant and even in the streets of Davos very loud noise-makers and air horns go off and there is no way of stopping them. The Economic Conference is totally shut down. None of the Movers and Shakers, Manipulators and Speculators can get anything done. And nobody died except the pieces of shit who staked their whole lives on the outcome of this conference and committed suicide.

(Terror is never useful for the purpose intended by the direct perpetrator patsies. Always successful for the Elite behind the scenes, in the perpetuation of wars that enrich the Money Powers. The response to 911 was more than 100 times the carnage, with three countries totally destroyed and several more still in process. The Money Powers made trillions off fruitless wars that make it absolutely sure that we will always be at war.)

I wish that little boys and girls who have discovered that they love sex could be free to ask any PSC member for a little help in their nether regions.

[Itumeleng]

I wish that little boys and girls who have discovered that they love sex could be free to ask any PSC member for a little help in their nether regions.

Well done on inventing the Little Help, a masturbatory assistant for sexually hyperactive children. It has the face of a very cute puppy or kitten painted on it and locks over genitalia to protect children until they reach 21 years of age. And pedophiles are required to carry a few with them at all times, since it's well documented that they are especially adept at catching these at risk children.

I wish I wasn't so mathematically challenged!

Itumeleng

[Aero]

I wish I wasn't so mathematically challenged!

Itumeleng

You learn how to properly subtract one, and you successfully graduate the 1st grade! This opens up many opportunities in life for you

I wish that cows didn't smell so bad.

[Girl_Lover]

The cows not smelling so bad permitted an eventual sexual attraction to the cows.

I wish MLP Fandom was more openly pedo. (lol)

[on the rocks]

I wish I wasn't so mathematically challenged!

Granted.  You are good at math, but you are also now a nerd.
And not the cool 2000's Silicon Valley kind, the 1980's punching bag kind.
Pick up your pocket protector and a belt clip for your mobile phone and report to Lambda House tonight for D&D.



I wish I wouldn't forget to water my goddamn house plants.

[littlepolly]

I wish MLP Fandom was more openly pedo. (lol)

The 20% of MLP fans who are pedos are encouraged by the one honest pedo brony to come out. Upon which they are flamed and banned by the the other 80%. Pretty fucked up, but they start their own pedo fandom on TOR. Sorry, just thought in this case it would be nice to un-spoil the spoil!

I wish I wasn't so mathematically challenged!

Granted.  You are good at math, but you are also now a nerd.
And not the cool 2000's Silicon Valley kind, the 1980's punching bag kind.
Pick up your pocket protector and a belt clip for your mobile phone and report to Lambda House tonight for D&D.

I wish I wouldn't forget to water my goddamn house plants.

You went back three wishes. What's up with that?

You finally remember to water your goddamn house plants after they have all died.

I wish I was subscribed to the youtube channel that points me to all the cameltoes and nipslips on the web!

[geekboy]

I wish I was subscribed to the youtube channel that points me to all the cameltoes and nipslips on the web!

The next time you go to youtube you find two new subscribed channels, one takes you to an endless number of videos focused on the care and maintenance of the toes of camels. The second channel was created by a man who has a fetish for male nipslips and has provided you a thousand hours of such clips.

I wish to have free access to wine tastings in the south of france.

[on the rocks]

You went back three wishes. What's up with that?

Ah, fucking page break!

[littlepolly]

You went back three wishes. What's up with that?

Ah, fucking page break!

I don't really mind - it gave them opportunity to spoil two wishes at once!

[Itumeleng]

Oh, you guys! You've all got my permission to spoil me rotten, come at it in twos or threes, if you will... In fact, I quite wish you would.

Also, geeks, you're welcome to taste all the wine in a cellar for free, somewhere in Southern France. Good luck finding the right one!

Itu

[Zylo]

Granted. You now live on the moon. Alone. With a cow.

Haha very nice, well then... I suppose if Sally and I are stranded on the moon we'll just have to make the most of it...

[littlepolly]

I wish to have free access to wine tastings in the south of france.

Granted. You are fruit fly in the region around Nimes. A connoisseur of fine wines. You flit from one vineyard to the next, no one charging you admission, no one expecting you to buy a bottle, no one hardly even noticing you until you pass out and drown in a glass of Chardonnay, the patron of the tasting then watering a yellow rose bush with you and your last drink. At least you died happy.

I wish my LGF Meggie would kiss me on the cheek next time I see her.