Cum bottle

[Shady]

This might sound like a weird question, but have of our male members tried collecting cum in a jar or bottle of sort? When I was 14, I once attempted to shoot all my cum into a single 1,5l bottle. Eventually I managed to fill it up. It smelled like if you make alcohol out of pee and fish. When I'm done with my business I often hid it beneath the bed, and I was almost going for a second bottle when suddenly one day my mom said she'll check my room to make sure I've cleaned it (I live like a hoarding hobo, ngl). In a moment of panic, I released the content of the bottle down the drain.
Since then, I continued to cum in bottle till this day. But I make sure to not use one more than three times, so that the quantity does not raise suspicion.

[Driver247]

The first question that comes to my mind is what do you do with it other than hide it under your bed? Do you just save it to look at or drink it? I would think it would go bad in a day or two. I have never thought about saving my cum but I have gotten young girls to pee for me in a glass. I would put the pee in the refrigerator so it didn't go bad. I would sip on it through out the day but mostly I would mix some of it in my coffee in the mornings. Pee is very salty but mixed with coffee, cream and sugar it takes the saltiness away. The thrill is not so much the taste of the pee but the thrill is knowing where it came from. 

[Lillab]

The closest I have ever come to this is cumming all over religious symbols after realizing how wrong and destructive said religion has been in my life. It was just a simple "fuck you" to all the control and destruction, helping me to feel like I have taken back that control. I realize this isn't the same thing at all, other than it is assigning value to my own cum.

[JustMe]

I've never preserved cum, as I hate the smell of it as it decomposes. I do like cum fresh into my mouth, from the cock or from a hole, although I am cautious about swallowing a stranger's cum, as some men's cum has a laxative effect. (I narrowly escaped disaster once many years ago taking a late-night bus back from a stranger's home after an erotic adventure.)

I also enjoy women's pee.

As a young man, I experimented with soaking a cloth with my own pee and letting it dry repeatedly. I carried the cloth in my clothing when I was with any woman I hoped to have a chance with, as I'd read that the cloth would release pheromones. Can't say the results were conclusive.

[Zepp]

When I was 14, I once attempted to shoot all my cum into a single 1,5l bottle. Eventually I managed to fill it up.

"Eventually"?  I have to call bullshit on this one.  Nice trolling though.
This project will take at least 18-24 months of very dedicated work if you're good at aiming.  And the smell....

[Lillab]

When I was 14, I once attempted to shoot all my cum into a single 1,5l bottle. Eventually I managed to fill it up.

"Eventually"?  I have to call bullshit on this one.  Nice trolling though.
This project will take at least 18-24 months of very dedicated work if you're good at aiming.  And the smell....

Oh wait, I first read this as 1.5 ounces (like 5 hour energy), not 1.5 liters (a large water bottle). Different people produce different levels of cum, but damn. Not to mention having to fill it faster than it is drying out. Each time you open the lid, all the water content that saturated what air was in there gets replaced. For me, I bet if I came in the bottle ten times a day, I wouldn't really even notice the liquid growing, not in a bottle with that much air. Even if it was drying out though, there's still going to be more matter in there each time, so I suppose after a decade it should be full. Then again, I am probably well below average on semen production.

[Pedo4VR]

I developed a taste for cum early on as a boy. When I grew older I wanted to eat my own cum, but then after I nutted the desire was gone. So I decided to preserve some for later only to find that the smell was not appealing after it had set for a while.

[preggoKiddos]

Try this: get an ice cube tray that makes small ice cubes, or small half-spheres. Cum in whatever you like, but pour or scrape the fresh cum into the ice cube tray and then put it back in the freezer. When the tray is full, pop out the frozen cum cubes and put them in another freezer-safe container. If you cum a typical amount and save all of it, you should be able to store up 1.5L in about 1yr.

I fully believe that a 14yo guy could fill up a 1.5L bottle in just a few months. When I was that age I measured my ejaculate volume one day because I was curious, and it was almost 15mL. I could probably produce 30mL per day back then. Now it is much less, about 12mL per day max.

Let your imagination run wild with what you could do with frozen cum cubes.

[Shady]

"Eventually"?  I have to call bullshit on this one.  Nice trolling though.
This project will take at least 18-24 months of very dedicated work if you're good at aiming.  And the smell....

Yo, you guys. I said once i filled up a bottle, not that I filled it in one go lmao 💀 Of course it took me multiple months to finish what they hell.

And what do you mean aim? I just stick my head into the bottle's mouth. It's not that hard? Your comprehension is mad funny G. 10/10

[Shady]

The first question that comes to my mind is what do you do with it other than hide it under your bed? Do you just save it to look at or drink it?

It's not exactly to look at, to smell or to taste, but rather the thought of me cumming in the same bottle that counts. Idk it just feels naughty and highly pleasurable when I was doing it. I was lucky I didn't try anything funny with it though, in case I might really catch something.

[EliNow]

Hahaha, this is legit very funny. When I was a young teenager I didn't think of doing something like this, but, considering the things that I have done, I would have definitely tried it if I had thought of it.

I think I would have started with a 0.5l bottle first though and probably never finish it. 😂

[TooLittleTime]

Raised in a somewhat religous family, I was mostly concerned with getting rid of the evidence

[Pedo4VR]

Try this: get an ice cube tray that makes small ice cubes, or small half-spheres. Cum in whatever you like, but pour or scrape the fresh cum into the ice cube tray and then put it back in the freezer. When the tray is full, pop out the frozen cum cubes and put them in another freezer-safe container. If you cum a typical amount and save all of it, you should be able to store up 1.5L in about 1yr.

I fully believe that a 14yo guy could fill up a 1.5L bottle in just a few months. When I was that age I measured my ejaculate volume one day because I was curious, and it was almost 15mL. I could probably produce 30mL per day back then. Now it is much less, about 12mL per day max.

Let your imagination run wild with what you could do with frozen cum cubes.

Bro, you just helped me achieve my protein macros for the day! On a semi serious note, for those of us who love sucking cock and eating cum, this is a grand idea.

[EliNow]

Try this: get an ice cube tray that makes small ice cubes, or small half-spheres. Cum in whatever you like, but pour or scrape the fresh cum into the ice cube tray and then put it back in the freezer. When the tray is full, pop out the frozen cum cubes and put them in another freezer-safe container. If you cum a typical amount and save all of it, you should be able to store up 1.5L in about 1yr.

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There is this cookbook that is basically "cooking with cum" and this is the way mentioned on how to get enough cum.

Now I wonder if these recipes will taste different with adult cum or boy cum? 🤔

[hö]

Y'all remember the Rainbow Dash cum jar? You're welcome