Where the fuck is my pizza?

[hö]

I ordered it like an hour ago and it's still not here. Who took the driver hostage?

[BiPeadl]

Imagine if the deliver guy were racing around while delivering pizzas and has just crashed and now he is eating the pizzas waiting for emergency vehicles, surely offering some to the police officer too

it seems this one is never gon be delivered, what a convenient time for me to send you that one I said I was going to if I.........

[hö]

it seems this one is never gon be delivered, what a convenient time for me to send you that one I said I was going to if I.........

...found my address? Heck yeah, send me all the pizza you have!

[BiPeadl]

i have none it is expensive
*genuine irl sad face for not having pizza*

[hö]

Ahh, it finally arrived.

Don't read any further if you're Italian for I have committed a terrible crime;
Bacon and eggs on it with a ton of onions and Jalapenos and to top it off some barbecue sauce. Yum

[BiPeadl]

other than the jalaspicy stuff that just burns you from the insides, it actually seems quite tasty

[hö]

Now that I have something to munch let's turn this into an actual topic; how do you like your pizza? Classic Italian or American style? With lotta cheese or without the crust? Let's start a pizza survey!

[BiPeadl]

what the f... is pizza without crust a thing? How can someone butcher that masterpiece to that extent, cazzo! mamma mia... I already thought it was a big enough of a crime to put chocolate onto it, but this...

may i have at the very least the crust with the maximum amount of cheese and whatever other SALTY and tasty thing there are to be put on top of it thanks

[catdraggedmein]

you really should of put some cursed toppings like mushrooms just to see how wild people like their pizza lol