Fun - Woud you rather..?

Interloper · 11 May, 2021, 19:17:26

Okay, let's have some fun!

I will pose a 'Would you rather..?' question and you can answer and then pose your own 'Would you rather..?' question.

You may also choose to answer an earlier question. In that case, please use the quote button so that we know which question you are answering.

Here we go.

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Would you rather...

A) Accept a blowjob from a very attractive 18 year old girl
or
B) Lick the ass of a lovely 9 year old girl

Hmmmm.....

Interloper

Midamoto · 11 May, 2021, 23:30:59

I'm really not into ass-licking at all, so I think I'd take the blowjob. If she's attractive according to my own standards of attractiveness, then it should be nice, and if she's not then it's still better than putting my tongue in somebody's asshole.

Would you rather...

get laid with the person of your dreams, but you'll die right after
obtain eternal youth, but you'll never get laid again

on the rocks · 12 May, 2021, 01:07:14

Quote from: Midamoto on 11 May, 2021, 23:30:59
Would you rather...

get laid with the person of your dreams, but you'll die right after
obtain eternal youth, but you'll never get laid again

Since "getting laid" implies vaginal copulation, I think I can get by with eternal youth and perpetual hand-and-mouth stuff.

Especially if that "eternal youth" is way younger than my present age.

(See, I'm being generous and counting anal as 'getting laid'.

)

You're walking down the street and see two people but can only pay attention to one. Are you gonna look at a really hot girl or a really crazy dude? The girl is smokin' hot and smack in the middle of your AoA, but that dude is balls-out crazy and doing some shit they'd take down from YouTube, so look now or never see it again!

Midamoto · 12 May, 2021, 23:04:00

Quote from: on the rocks on 12 May, 2021, 01:07:14
(See, I'm being generous and counting anal as 'getting laid'. )

Good thing you are, or you'd be implying that gay people never get laid.

Quote from: on the rocks on 12 May, 2021, 01:07:14
You're walking down the street and see two people but can only pay attention to one. Are you gonna look at a really hot girl or a really crazy dude? The girl is smokin' hot and smack in the middle of your AoA, but that dude is balls-out crazy and doing some shit they'd take down from YouTube, so look now or never see it again!

Mmmh... Well, as the old saying goes, "it's the quiet ones you've gotta watch." I'm one to follow tradition and old sayings, and the gorgeous preteen girl looks pretty quiet to me.

'D'you rather...

have feet for hands
have hands for feet

ijp · 13 May, 2021, 03:33:24

Quote from: Midamoto on 12 May, 2021, 23:04:00
'D'you rather...

have feet for hands
have hands for feet

No question hands for feet. Only advantage I can see for foot hands is higher running speed, but I have to imagine you wouldn't qualify for the olympics with that.

Whereas with hands on my feet, given some time to adjust, I'm sure I could be just as dexterous with them, and be able to do cool stuff like type on two keyboards at once, and be a champion at climbing trees.

Would you rather:

give up sugar OR give up salt

Yearling · 13 May, 2021, 18:24:08

Give up sugar. It would help me lose my Covid weight!

Would you rather...

Give up porn but have sex with someone your age the rest of your life?
Give up sex, but be allowed to view kiddy porn without consequences (legal, social, everything)?

ynggirllover · 14 May, 2021, 14:29:06

Quote from: Yearling on 13 May, 2021, 18:24:08

Would you rather...

Give up porn but have sex with someone your age the rest of your life?
Give up sex, but be allowed to view kiddy porn without consequences (legal, social, everything)?

Tough one, really tough one, I would have to choose the first option and rely on my imagination during the act

would you rather, If you had no choice other than the two below:

Play a game of Russian roulette with one bullet in a eight chamber revolver and win five million dollars but also loose any desire for under aged sex
or
Play a game of Russian roulette with one bullet in a four chamber revolver and win your pick of any age sexual partner, for life, where he/she never gets any older

Midamoto · 16 May, 2021, 00:30:56

Quote from: ynggirllover on 14 May, 2021, 14:29:06
would you rather, If you had no choice other than the two below:

Play a game of Russian roulette with one bullet in a eight chamber revolver and win five million dollars but also loose any desire for under aged sex
or
Play a game of Russian roulette with one bullet in a four chamber revolver and win your pick of any age sexual partner, for life, where he/she never gets any older

First one. I can live without sex, as long as I don't desire it.

Plus it doesn't mean I lose romantic interest, so the second scenario is still in the picture potentially.

Would ya wrather:

find the child of your life, but never have sex again – and let's say your sex drive also increases by like 200%
have sex with children all the time, but you never find love, and every child you sleep with ends up breaking your heart and leaving

And I Love Her · 16 May, 2021, 01:26:51

Quote from: Midamoto on 16 May, 2021, 00:30:56
Would ya wrather:

find the child of your life, but never have sex again – and let's say your sex drive also increases by like 200%
have sex with children all the time, but you never find love, and every child you sleep with ends up breaking your heart and leaving

Wow that's awful! But I'm going to take the first one. I'd like to know who that girl is, and have the satisfaction of spending my life with her. I'll just have to up my masturbating to like 6x a day.

Would you rather:

Never walk outside your house again, but be rich for the rest of your life?
Travel to every country, but be poor for the rest of your life?

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boomer · 16 May, 2021, 12:52:37

Quote from: Interloper on 11 May, 2021, 19:17:26

B) Lick the ass of a lovely 9 year old girl

I have no aversion to tonguing that sweet little pink pucker.

Would you rather

A: go back in time and change that one thing that you did in your life that made the path you are on today

B: go forward in time and see the results of your actions from today on the lives of others.

on the rocks · 18 May, 2021, 23:29:57

Since Boomer replied to the original question and not the latest one; I'll do both of these answers and get us back on track.

Quote from: And I Love Her on 16 May, 2021, 01:26:51

Would you rather:

Never walk outside your house again, but be rich for the rest of your life?
Travel to every country, but be poor for the rest of your life?

I assume the poor part comes after the travel part since that'd be awfully expensive to hit up every country in the world; especially the ones you sort of have to sneak into.

Still, I like to think I could parlay all that travel into enough money to put food on the table and keep a roof over my head so I'll take the world travel.

Quote from: boomer on 16 May, 2021, 12:52:37
Would you rather

A: go back in time and change that one thing that you did in your life that made the path you are on today

B: go forward in time and see the results of your actions from today on the lives of others.

Altering history might be exciting, but I want to see the future. I've been around long enough to see the effect I've had on a few people so it'd be cool to take that to the next level.

Would you rather....

Be the fastest bird in the air?
or
Be the smartest chimpanzee in the jungle?

Interloper · 19 May, 2021, 16:42:41

Quote from: on the rocks on 18 May, 2021, 23:29:57
Would you rather....

Be the fastest bird in the air?
or
Be the smartest chimpanzee in the jungle?

The smartest chimpanzee in the jungle

Would you rather...

A) meet a beautiful, young girl and fall deeply in love and spend three months with her with the knowledge that after three months you would be exposed and likely spend the rest of your life in prison
B) meet a woman your own age who you develop a deep friendship with and spend the rest of your life with

Interloper

Midamoto · 20 May, 2021, 01:14:11

Quote from: Interloper on 19 May, 2021, 16:42:41
A) meet a beautiful, young girl and fall deeply in love and spend three months with her with the knowledge that after three months you would be exposed and likely spend the rest of your life in prison
B) meet a woman your own age who you develop a deep friendship with and spend the rest of your life with

Damnit these are hard. I won't lie, the first scenario often plays out in my daydreaming fantasies. It sounds like the perfect romantic story, but man, life in prison is tough. So I'd rather go with B: friendship is awesome, and friends for life are even more awesomer.

woodyooraathaa...

Have a relationship with a child, but they are a sadistic little devil, and you're the bottom in the relationship
Have a relationship with a lot of different children, but it's only platonic

I don't know, I feel like I'm out of ideas.

LetMeDoItXd · 26 May, 2021, 20:35:30

C) teach a blowjob to 11 year old girl

hold her head xD

mysteriouslove · 24 June, 2021, 09:36:47

Quote from: Midamoto on 20 May, 2021, 01:14:11woodyooraathaa...

Have a relationship with a child, but they are a sadistic little devil, and you're the bottom in the relationship
Have a relationship with a lot of different children, but it's only platonic

First one sounds like a lot of fun in the beginning, but I can't imagine being bottom all the time. So I pick all the lovely friendships instead, thank you very much.

Would you rather...

Tongue-kiss an 8 year old girl or boy, but then realize it's actually adult Angela Merkel / Donald Trump.

or

Give a nude full body massage to a different 8 year old girl or boy, but then realize it's actually adult Hillary Clinton / Vladimir Putin.

Sorry.

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