How do YOU masturbate?

[ijp]

I am always happy to teach and encourage anyone to have fun and enjoy their bodies and other peoples

I'm curious what the first and last lessons would be in that course, I gather it would start soft and end with a bang

[DevilsGrin]

Always start slow and gentle, kisses and touching, seeing what makes you feel good and gives you a tingle and a thrill......last lessons? no such thing we are always learning!

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[Robotboy]

I'm boring. I use my hand. I usually either think of memories or some twink porn.

[garry]

hi good question, i have tried various things throughout my life, from plastic bottles, hoovers, hot water bottles, silicon vaginas [made from tubes of silicon] not recommended , two handed, having someone help out, taking the water trap cover off the sink and going into that, i once had a leather sofa with a seam where you could get a good ride at it {was very good miss that sofa] but for me edging with one hand and scrolling with the other looking at porn works best for me less hassle than flashlight vaginas or blow up vaginas or rings or whatever, too much cleaning up if you get caught lol, trousers up click on facebook and its gone, well apart from the red ears of course    

[girlsmom]

I love ass play too but I find that I am so tight back there that even with the little butt plugs that I have it can be uncomfortable. I am amazed at some of the porn stars that can take it up there so easily. How the heck do you stretch your anus out so much?

I love pee play to with myself. When I have enough alone time I like laying in the tub or shower and put my feet up and pee on my chest. Not the easiest thing for me to do but when you are horny you will do anything.

[garry]

I love ass play too but I find that I am so tight back there that even with the little butt plugs that I have it can be uncomfortable. I am amazed at some of the porn stars that can take it up there so easily. How the heck do you stretch your anus out so much?

I love pee play to with myself. When I have enough alone time I like laying in the tub or shower and put my feet up and pee on my chest. Not the easiest thing for me to do but when you are horny you will do anything.

yes i agree when you are horny you will do strange stuff

[Driver247]

I love pee play to with myself. When I have enough alone time I like laying in the tub or shower and put my feet up and pee on my chest. Not the easiest thing for me to do but when you are horny you will do anything.

I also love pee play, except I would put my little friend on my shoulders and let her pee on my neck and back. I loved the feeling of her hot pee running down my back. I tried and tried to get her to pee on my face and in my mouth but I couldn't get her to do that. Maybe one day I'll find a girl to do that for me!

[Yearling]

but when you are horny you will do anything.

Oh god, why is this so embarrassingly true!

[Driver247]

Oh god, why is this so embarrassingly true!

Don't be embarrassed Yearling. We all do it. I imagine all of us here would love to hear about embarrassing moments, especially from you girls! 

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[Crocodilia]

I think women have it better than men when it comes to variety and options. Your anal play sounds fantastic. 17 inches is a lot to get up there.

My routine is terribly boring in comparison. One position: on my back. One hand only: right. One movement: jerking. Only variable is the speed of jerks. Build up to the point of orgasm, then go fast to release, or slow down to draw it out longer. Can be all done in 5 minutes, or up to an hour, all depends what I want to do. Cum once. The end. I've tried other things, like anal fingering, fleshlights, etc, but never found anything better than a good old-fashioned tug with my hand. Imagery (be it porn, nudes, or sexy non-nudes) makes it better, but isn't essential, it just aids the imagination, which is essential. Immersion in a fantasy, in my imagination, is key, and much more important than what I am doing physically when I masturbate.

[Pat975]

I love pee play to with myself. When I have enough alone time I like laying in the tub or shower and put my feet up and pee on my chest. Not the easiest thing for me to do but when you are horny you will do anything.

Love doing that as well though easier for a guy. 

More fun with a partner...

[Interloper]

Some romantic music, some wine, and a jar of creamy peanut butter!!

[Driver247]

I love pee play to with myself. When I have enough alone time I like laying in the tub or shower and put my feet up and pee on my chest. Not the easiest thing for me to do but when you are horny you will do anything.

Love doing that as well though easier for a guy. 

More fun with a partner...

It is a lot easier for a guy, but to have a little girl pee on you is fantastic!!

[Pat975]

It is a lot easier for a guy, but to have a little girl pee on you is fantastic!!

I've only had that happen by accident.  I was holding a little girl, she peed, and her diaper leaked.  It felt nice and warm and I felt something stir down south.  Sadly her Mom was there and took her the moment she realized what had happened.

[Driver247]

It is a lot easier for a guy, but to have a little girl pee on you is fantastic!!

I've only had that happen by accident.  I was holding a little girl, she peed, and her diaper leaked.  It felt nice and warm and I felt something stir down south.  Sadly her Mom was there and took her the moment she realized what had happened.

It wouldn't be the same for me with a kid that young. I would rather have a 5-12 year old pee on me. Or possibly even all the way to 50 if she has a nice body.