Masterbaiting When It Is Cold

[AMapIn2022]

Just asking here, when masterbaiting, do you ever have a hard time when it gets cold? Like I wanna cum, but that is hard to when it's cold in my room haha. Cn anyone elce relate?

[jellytots]

As a guy yep I've had that happen, Many years ago the wife an I decided we would fuck in a field in the snow, Snow can have a warming feeling once you've been in it a while and it made my other half really horny, Sadly for me the cold had an adverse effect and there was noway I could get a decent erection.

I ended up giving her a good oral session and when back home we fucked like crazy for the whole evening :-)

[SecondChance]

That's why blankets were invented. I believe it was King Shrinkage of Norway who hundreds of years ago had the brightest minds come up with a way to prevent his penis from remaining flaccid in the cold winter months.  The smartest people could not find a solution, it wasn't until the 10 year old chambermaid accidentally pulled a curtain down and it fell over the lap of King Shrinkage, that the Royal Staff did rise.  As a reward the King invited the young wench Blanket to join him under the curtain where he allowed her to fondle the Kings pride. In recognition of her actions, he named the new lap cover, blanket. And ever since then when a man needed to warm his privates, he called for a blanket. The deluxe version comes with a young girl or boy for extra warmth. True Story.

[LikelyHuman]

That's why blankets were invented. I believe it was King Shrinkage of Norway who hundreds of years ago had the brightest minds come up with a way to prevent his penis from remaining flaccid in the cold winter months.  The smartest people could not find a solution, it wasn't until the 10 year old chambermaid accidentally pulled a curtain down and it fell over the lap of King Shrinkage, that the Royal Staff did rise.  As a reward the King invited the young wench Blanket to join him under the curtain where he allowed her to fondle the Kings pride. In recognition of her actions, he named the new lap cover, blanket. And ever since then when a man needed to warm his privates, he called for a blanket. The deluxe version comes with a young girl or boy for extra warmth. True Story.

Hmmm now it makes more sense why Michael Jackson named his kid Blanket

I can't say I have any problem with the cold. However, have you ever been in such cold that your spit freezes before it hits the ground? It's a real thing. And though curiosity hasn't gotten the best of me yet, I still wonder if it works with semen.

[AMapIn2022]

It's not just the cold for me to be honest lol. Even when it is TO hot I can't cum. I've touched myself like no one else can yet if it is to warm or cold, nothing. And it feels SO bad when I wanna cum yet can not.

[AMapIn2022]

As a guy yep I've had that happen, Many years ago the wife an I decided we would fuck in a field in the snow, Snow can have a warming feeling once you've been in it a while and it made my other half really horny, Sadly for me the cold had an adverse effect and there was noway I could get a decent erection.

I ended up giving her a good oral session and when back home we fucked like crazy for the whole evening :-)

Sex in the snow? How did that idea come up if I may ask?

[SecondChance]

Hmmm now it makes more sense why Michael Jackson named his kid Blanket

Lol, you might have a point there!

[BiPeadl]

That's why blankets were invented. I believe it was King Shrinkage of Norway who hundreds of years ago had the brightest minds come up with a way to prevent his penis from remaining flaccid in the cold winter months.  The smartest people could not find a solution, it wasn't until the 10 year old chambermaid accidentally pulled a curtain down and it fell over the lap of King Shrinkage, that the Royal Staff did rise.  As a reward the King invited the young wench Blanket to join him under the curtain where he allowed her to fondle the Kings pride. In recognition of her actions, he named the new lap cover, blanket. And ever since then when a man needed to warm his privates, he called for a blanket. The deluxe version comes with a young girl or boy for extra warmth. True Story.

I should look that up, I mean, research more about that. It's really interesting how weird events end up shaping history and everyone's lives in a way that today we can't even imagine. Just like the thing about heels becoming a fashion item for women. Or the thing about women giving birth laid down on a "bed" facing upwards. It's all due to some random King's desires.

Now about the "temperature for cumming", well, I guess my pp just gets "quieter" in cold days but that's not related to how horny I may get. I think it's more or less the same throughout different weather conditions. Although, surely, when it's cold it's always harder to "get it up", to get it started. Once, when I was at a square with that 14yo I said I dated in the past, I remember her rubbing my thighs taking her hand closer and closer until she felt...nothing. She said: "BiPedal? You have a pussy. there's nothing here." I was like C'MON it's 12º celsius, cloudy and windy, give it some time to warm up

But let's be real, for those who live in colder climates, you have some kind of heating at home, right? So it's not that cold. And even if it is, you wouldn't believe the power of this modern technology called blanket. It's very powerful and takes no electricity.
Though, I can attest that after you get the action going, it may be even too hot with a blanket on top, even if it's 5º and the house is just as cold as the outside... Um, but yea, we were talking about master baiting right? It may be just a bit harder with only one person's heat.

About you having difficulties when it's too hot, that may be because of how lazy and tired we feel when it's just too hot... Idk.

[jellytots]

As a guy yep I've had that happen, Many years ago the wife an I decided we would fuck in a field in the snow, Snow can have a warming feeling once you've been in it a while and it made my other half really horny, Sadly for me the cold had an adverse effect and there was noway I could get a decent erection.

I ended up giving her a good oral session and when back home we fucked like crazy for the whole evening :-)

Sex in the snow? How did that idea come up if I may ask?

In our younger days we used to be very daring and have sex in weird places, It was a turn on at the time, Everywhere from a bus to a ferris wheel, In a lake in the snow you might say we were somewhat adventurous lol

[[MMb_Lover]]

I have what I call my Winter Jack Sweats.  Sweat pants with the crotch cut/ripped out.  Plenty of access without freezing.  It works quite well.  I would say its genius. 

[AlabasterOne]

I've never noticed this, but then again it doesn't get super cold here lol

[JakeNewYork]

Oh, definitely.  And I hate doing it under covers because, if I'm the only person involved, what's the point in getting my blankets wet?  I crank up the heat and go for it and if it's too cold still, there's always a steamy shower. 

[[MMb_Lover]]

Argh no kidding who wants to sleep in their own wet spot.

[Driver247]

It doesn't snow where I live but it does get cold at times. If it's cold I usually don't even try. If I wake up with a hard on, I have a electric blanket on my bed so I usually turn the heater on and get back in bed until it gets warm.

[bdwttr13]

Argh no kidding who wants to sleep in their own wet spot.

That's what diapers are for!