introduction

[dburger]

I never know how to fill these out. I have mixed feelings on being a pedo. I like being one and sometimes want help not to be. Lately it's been all I can think about is the love of a child who shares my bed. I'm hoping this place can help me regardless of the way I choose.

Membership under review.

[Lillab]

I never know how to fill these out.

Well, what you do is you head over to Guide to Applying for Membership: How to Avoid Rejection! MUST READ FIRST!!!.

Towards the end of that, it walks you through step by step what you need to put in each paragraph. By following those instructions closely, it will magically make you a better member of this community. It's just like how getting a college degree somehow makes you more qualified to work. It feels silly at times, but it oddly seems to help.

[LikelyHuman]

Hi, dburger

As Lillab has pointed out, we provide a useful template for an application. Please give it a look and try again.

Membership under review.