The one-sentence turn-on game

[tkm]

After confessing to my GF about being a pedo. She introduces me to her sister:

"I know you said you only like them 5 and up, but are you sure you don't want my 4 year old sister?"

[Whyme]

It's ok if you want to pee in me again.


I apologize, but I have a hard timer staying away from this topic. I love reading them all.

[[MMb_Lover]]

Hello I am your new neighbor with a 3 yo could you baby sit while I work the night shift! 

BOING BOING!

[tkm]

Well, of course my little lady, you can get into the shower with me.

[Sakiko]

Oh my god, sweetie! Look what a mess your daddy did in your cunny, it's dripping cum! Right now I'm busy so you'll have to wait for mommy to clean that up, ok?

[felix]

' I am jacking off thinking about younger pussy in my dimly lit bedroom
' I look over and my 2 year old sister is standing up in her crib looking at me from behind bars.
' I feel dirty and sick but cum harder then I have ever cum in my life to that date. 

[JMWTurner]

So this actually happened to me the other day:

After telling someone I have no kids: "I have twenty, just let me know if you want to borrow one." I was very tempted to ask how old the youngest was.

[radagast37]

"Do you do to mommy on this bed the same thing we're doing now"

[Whyme]

Are you coming into my room again tonight to play that game?

[on the rocks]

Current TV commercial for Best Buy has a father and a daughter talking about "going to the playground" which in the commercial, means going to Best Buy to play video games or something.  Then mom gets them a game console and is like "Your not the only ones who like to go the playground."
It occurs to me "going to the playground" would be an excellent code phrase for sexy time.  Dad and daughter sneaking off to do something fun in secret?  Oh yeah.  Now the 'punchline' at the end of the commercial suddenly becomes a good fit for this thread because it implies that moma is about to join in on sexy time.

"You're not the only ones who like to go to the playground..." then she rips open her blouse and tongue kisses the girl.

[Sakiko]

"You're not the only ones who like to go to the playground..." then she rips open her blouse and tongue kisses the girl.

Loved this! I love the idea of daddy getting scared when mommy finds out, but then relaxing when she is onboard too Mommy would find her girl in her 4, sucking on daddy's dick.

[Sakiko]

-Mommy, I think I should change my skirt... my panties tainted it with daddy's love-smoothie

[NudieDaddy]

As I lean over to kiss my little one good night, they reach out and gently tug my penis, "please, dad - just one more time"