Simple topic; have you ever peed in a sink? On purpose for the lolz, or accidentally while drunk, or out of necessity because there was a problem with the toilet... Doesn't matter.
I'll admit it; I do it sometimes. Mostly at home. Mostly while drinking but not cuz I can't aim, but because it seems easier? And maybe it uses less water? And also because it's a little funny?
It's not like the sink drain goes anywhere different from the toilet drain. If you can do it without splattering, it's six of one, half dozen of the other.
Anyway, funny thing that popped in my head this evening and thought it might make an amusing thread. The sink pissing thread. :lol
Quote from: on the rocks on 07 December, 2025, 03:41:06I'll admit it; I do it sometimes. Mostly at home.
As opposed to doing it...at a bar? In the barbershop? Lol
As for me I occasionally do sober. Its a habit that has sort of followed me from my childhood when I used to pee on everything. Even as a kid I found the idea of peeing where I wasnt supposed to super arousing and now as an adult its more of a "this is like hip high for me, why not"
Quote from: zergrush111 on 07 December, 2025, 04:20:14Quote from: on the rocks on 07 December, 2025, 03:41:06I'll admit it; I do it sometimes. Mostly at home.
As opposed to doing it...at a bar? In the barbershop? Lol
If you're in a one-holer restroom, who would know if you whizzed in the toilet or the sink?
House party...
Staying late at the office...
:P
I did once because I thought it would be naughty of me. But then it feels kinda weird. I don't really know how to put it. Like if that was my sink I wouldn't wanna use it again. And I ain't germaphobic istg.
I have peed in a sink many, many times. I use to work in a liquor store that didn't have a restroom but it did have a sink in the office. The office was just behind the beer cooler. I couldn't take the time to go into the bar because I would be gone too long since I was the only one working in the store so I peed in the sink. Luckily no one ever came in the office when I was peeing. Did have some close calls though.
I started peeing in sinks a couple of years ago. It is so much easier than splattering around the toilet. People would get mad at this, but it is really harming no one. I think there is a subreddit dedicated to it.
There was a situation where all stalls were taken and would be for the foreseeable future, so yep, necessity and all that.
Sometimes, if I feel for it. Just for the nostalgia.
The first time I started to make it a habit was when I lived in a poorly isolated summer house/hut where the toilet-water would often freeze. So instead of standing there freezing pissing/defrosting the toilet, I used the kitchen sink instead. The kitchen/living-room was the only room in the house where it was quite warm.
I never took a dump in the sink though.
I once stayed in a motel room where the toilet didn't flush too well, so if had to piss, I used the sink instead.
If you think about it, the pee probably splatters less because it's not falling as far compared to standing at a toilet. :P
Well, there was one time that my wife was taking a bath and wouldn't unlock the door to let me use the en suite bathroom. I had been renovating the house and installing a new hot-water heater, so the guest bathroom had been removed. Really kind of pissed off my handicap son, but fuck him. The wife was already being a bitch because she found out about my second meth-trafficking cell phone, so I wasn't really feeling much love from the family. Fucking ingrates didn't even appreciate everything I'd done for them. Anyway, I pissed in the sink and dripped all over the counter just to show her.
i used to live in a boarding house, that had a sink/vanity in the room, but no bathroom/toilets. they communal ones were downstairs... so if u were really busting, well just let it down the drain, room would stink a little though so run the tap while pissing, also hides the pissign sound. its just running water.
OTR, if I'm drinking I am peeing on the sink. And if I am not working I am drinking... So I would say I mostly pee on the sink now, going to the bathroom is slightly inconvenient where I live and I just can't be bothered with it when drunk.
I think it would be more common among ppl if there wasnt any stinky smelly odor after. Toilet and bath tub were in separate rooms in my parent house, and I used to pee during shower when I was in a primary school. My parents told me that time that it stinks in bathroom after me..
Quote from: NickTheManWithFantasies on 28 December, 2025, 04:33:39I used to pee during shower when I was in a primary school. My parents told me that time that it stinks in bathroom after me..
I definitely did not learn this lesson from my parents during primary school. Kid pee is definitely weaker in smell than teenager or adult pee. Well, a big part of my problem is having such a weak sense of smell to begin with. Honestly, I spent much of my primary school years walking around in pee soaked clothes. Once it dries, I figured no one could tell, and it is so embarrassing, no one would confront me and say otherwise. Seriously, I would regularly just wet the bed and go to school in the same clothes I slept in. No one would ever tell me how bad it stunk.
Guys just turn the water on and it will not stink. Holy Shit you guys peeing dry on the sink?
The strength of pee smell is entirely dependent on how hydrated the pisser is and what they've been eating and drinking recently, not how old they are.
And yeah, if one is going to use the sink or the shower, one still has to "flush" by running the water. ;) :happy
Quote from: on the rocks on 28 December, 2025, 14:55:09The strength of pee smell is entirely dependent on how hydrated the pisser is and what they've been eating and drinking recently, not how old they are.
Urine definitely changes with the onset of puberty. Hormonal changes definitely affect kidney function. Your body produces more urea as you increase in muscle mass. Urine is on average stronger after puberty. That being said, you are right that hydration and diet each have a stronger effect than age, and so the effects are easily masked by these more important factors, especially since diets and cravings also change from puberty.
I was convinced that the whole peeing in the sink business was just a meme.
I do not believe it is comfortable for just about everyone. Depends on your stature and the height of the sink.
Now I'm laughing at the concept of a "pissing in the sink" meme. :D
Of course I have
Have you ever taken a shit in the sink? A friend of mine works at a bar and he told me some random dude took a full blast shit in the sink there and it was awful to deal with. I think this would be the next evolution fron sink pissing. But, like the great filter, few make the leap or survive it. Beyond that, the stars.
University accommodation was quite primitive in my day. I did at least have a washbasin but the showers and toilets were in a basement across the other side of the courtyard.
So I had to overcome my youthful misgivings and pee in the washbasin, and run the water while I was doing it.
Funnily enough, later in life I loved women pissing on me, and in my mouth.
Quote from: zergrush111 on 31 December, 2025, 05:41:17Have you ever taken a shit in the sink? A friend of mine works at a bar and he told me some random dude took a full blast shit in the sink there and it was awful to deal with. I think this would be the next evolution fron sink pissing. But, like the great filter, few make the leap or survive it. Beyond that, the stars.
May the gods bless you and all you stand for brother!
Peeing in a sink is funny and quirky.
Shitting in a sink is psycho and retarded. Like the punishment should be you get a swirly in an outhouse.
Quote from: on the rocks on 01 January, 2026, 14:24:44Peeing in a sink is funny and quirky.
Shitting in a sink is psycho and retarded. Like the punishment should be you get a swirly in an outhouse.
Wow. That's harsh. I do fall in this category. Once, long ago, I had a roommate jump into the shower. I knew he would be tying up the bathroom for 30 minutes, and all of a sudden I just felt like exploding. I didn't feel like I had any options. So yes, I shit in the kitchen sink and then immediately bleached the shit out of it, literally. I don't see the harm. It's much less work to use a toilet though.
Quote from: on the rocks on 01 January, 2026, 14:24:44Peeing in a sink is funny and quirky.
Shitting in a sink is psycho and retarded. Like the punishment should be you get a swirly in an outhouse.
What if you do it on someone else sink? Like yeah shitting on your sink is something only someone very disturbed would do, but what if you do it on your neighbor sink?
Quote from: on the rocks on 01 January, 2026, 14:24:44Peeing in a sink is funny and quirky.
Shitting in a sink is psycho and retarded. Like the punishment should be you get a swirly in an outhouse.
You sound like those you demonized cars in favor of horses. You will be left behind. I, along with many others in this thread, will find your favorite divebar, and we are going to shit in the sinks. We are going to shit in the soap dispensers. We will shit in the back of the toilet. We will turn the water main off, shit in the pipes for the sink then turn the water back on so when you turn the faucet on it sprays shit on your hands. We are the future, we are the star children.
Quote from: Lillab on 01 January, 2026, 22:29:31Wow. That's harsh. I do fall in this category. Once, long ago, I had a roommate jump into the shower. I knew he would be tying up the bathroom for 30 minutes, and all of a sudden I just felt like exploding. I didn't feel like I had any options. So yes, I shit in the kitchen sink and then immediately bleached the shit out of it, literally. I don't see the harm. It's much less work to use a toilet though.
Literally, bleached the shit out of it.
Quote from: zergrush111 on 02 January, 2026, 06:51:23You will be left behind. I, along with many others in this thread, will find your favorite divebar, and we are going to shit in the sinks. We are going to shit in the soap dispensers. We will shit in the back of the toilet. We will turn the water main off, shit in the pipes for the sink then turn the water back on so when you turn the faucet on it sprays shit on your hands. We are the future, we are the star children.
Ah you bastards!
Good thing I know a lot of dive bars. You'll never get 'em all!
:chug
Little late to the party but since you guys derailed the topic a little I have a little annecdote to share that rarely ever fits a topic:
Many moons ago I was out partying with some friends in a big city in the south. Found a little Irish pub in some side street, dropped in for some Guinness and played some pool and darts. The things you do at an Irish pub, you know. All of a sudden the music stops and everyone looks up. The owner of the pub stands near the bathroom, visibly angry and says with the thickes Irish accent I have heard in a while: "There's a turd. In the sink." Theatrical pause before angrily shouting: "Who of ye drunken idiots shat in the bloody sink?" Slams the door and the music comes back on. :rofl
:P
I would've got my arse beat immediately after because I do not think I possess the stamina to not laugh about someone shouting about a sink deuce in an Irish accent. Upon laughing, everyone will assume it was me and now I'm laughing at the reaction. I'd be escorted out the front window of the pub with a black eye and a sore jaw.
All because the guy said "shat". :lol
It's always funny when that happens! Many bars in brazil have sinks outside the bathrooms to avoid that happening, but every once in a while you get one that has not catch up and it is only a matter of time till it happens.
As a kid I had a thing with a boy cousin where, if we were at a restaurant or public place, we'd see if we could get away with peeing in a sink. Never knew this was a thing others did. LOL
I have peed in the sink many times. It saves water and it's fun peeing in unusual places.