A) 5vs1 match
B) Grease the pipe
C) Flute solo
D) Ménage à moi
E) Goal with two balls
jerk off, jack off, wank
"Fire off some knuckle children"
Choke your chicken!
Thumbalinna and her four sisters
Beat your meat
Wank your Willie
Polish the sword, slap the salami, visit Rosey Palm and her five friends, saber practice.
Shuckin the corn
Tossin the salad
slappin the slouvaki
rolling the tamale
strokin the stromboli
hey I'm a food guy.
Spanking the monkey
Five against one
Playing the meat flute
Disheveling the clown
whaaat? how come no one mentioned "fap" yet? :grin
Quote from: RogerTheShrubber on 26 May, 2022, 21:38:30
whaaat? how come no one mentioned "fap" yet? :grin
That's because we are a sophisticated bunch here. We prefer more meaningful and poetic terms like "strokin the stromboli" shared but the good sir, mister indeepdaddy.
Yea I have some extreme politeness rules that prevent me from using anything terribly gross. "Finishing girl time" is the most edgy thing I can call it.
Flog the bishop
(referring to the shape of the chess piece)
I called it humping among my friends before we knew dirtier words.
Husband says flogging the dolphin, I say flicking my bean
"Butt Play" said by a 9yo girl once. Because she called her crotch her 'small butt".
I "tickle my fancy". 😁
"Six to seven minutes of alone time."
"I shouldn't be doing this while working from home."